Barnacle Bill the Sailor is a raunchy sea shanty that tells the story of a horny sailor and his lover.

Listen, my love, because I’m only saying this once—preferably while you’re too traumatized to interrupt. Remember those drunken sea shanties you used to giggle at in taverns? The ones about the randy sailor with a “mighty anchor” and a knack for “exploring hidden coves”? Well, pour yourself something strong, darling. That was your father.

Let’s skip the metaphors: Barnacle Bill didn’t just sail the seven seas—he seduced them, left them breathless, and occasionally got banned from them. I’d say he had a girl in every port, but the truth is, he had several. And that was just on Wednesdays. His self-assured brazen approach deflowered more maidens than one can count.  Many of whom were the town’s unwed old maids. But when you have a reputation as a womanizer, any willing woman will do, and he knew who to go after.

Now, before you ask—yes, you were absolutely conceived to the sound of off-key sailors harmonizing that damned song. No, I don’t regret it (the rum was excellent). And no, you cannot use “But my dad’s Barnacle Bill!” as an excuse for your own tomfoolery. …I’ve already tried.

But here’s what the songs don’t tell you: The bastard could navigate a hurricane blindfolded, stitch up a wound with fishing line, and recite Shakespeare while being ousted from a brothel. He once sailed through a typhoon, just to bring me oranges because I’d mentioned craving them. Then immediately left for two years, yep, that’s Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

So the next time some wretch bellows “Who’s that knocking at my door?”, you look them dead in the eye and say: “My father. And he’s still not back with the milk.”

—Mum

P.S. If you ever have a sibling show up claiming to be “Bill’s kid,” lie and say we’re Mormons. It’s easier.

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Taboo Erotic Stories 02 is an erotic threesome of a mother and her 2 sons.  I hope that all of you are enjoying these erotic stories. While they are completely fictional, I am sure that they are reminiscent of someone’s reality.  This one takes the idea that the family who plays together stays together to a new level. The mother has encouraged her boys to challenge themselves throughout their lives. This led to intense sibling rivalry in their athletic pursuits and individual achievements.

This is a story about a mother who believes in a hands on approach to raising her boys. She would help coach them through their early years, instilling in them a desire to be strong, smart and capable. Once the milestone of adulthood was achieved, she took her role as a woman in their lives very seriously. Taking away the vestiges of childhood and teaching each the skills needed for adult intimate encounters.

But with two years between them, one son enjoyed a little more mommy time than the other. To make up for this Mama had to show that she wasn’t favoring one son over the other. So this story heats up shortly after her youngest son reached 18. Having already had his virginity taken by his mother, she needed to show him that it was time for he and his brother to work together on the same team.

No more sibling rivalry, but plenty of time for sibling revelry. To celebrate being alive, being in prime condition and having a mother’s love that knows no bounds. Together the can learn from one another and explore what it means to be an adult in more ways than they ever imagined. The ultimate reward for patience and consistence, for being dutiful sons who did what was asked of them, for getting along. Finally a sport where everyone wins.

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A female sexual predator contacted me and I’m amazed that she allowed me to read her letter. 

We begin this year with different type of letter. In fact, the only thing that its author had in common with other featured contributors was the fact that she is an incest sexual female. That is possibly the only thing that she had in common with me as well. Needless to say, instead of my usual empathy for the particular feelings and experiences that those I feature usually exhibit, I was troubled enough by this letter to seek out its author before sharing it with anyone.

The woman I encountered expected that I would be a kindred spirit. Instead, she found that I was mortified at her callous and predatory seductions. I often say that it’s a fine line we walk as incest-sexuals, because society accepts almost every other sexual identity but ours. So, revealing our proclivities is dangerous to the relationships we have within our family. I also advocate ONLY ADULT CONSENTUAL incest. That means I don’t promote seducing those who can’t agree to this because of age, health or even because they are emotionally commitment (married/living with, etc) to another.

But this woman seemed to ignore that any family member should have any relationship accept what she wanted. She trapped them in awkward situations, physically aroused them and then used guilt and guile to take what she wanted. She did this without discussion and fully aware that these were the actions of a “home-wrecker”, completely ignoring the fact that both her father and her son were happily married.

What’s more now that her actions have resulted in a pregnancy, she can only see two possible solutions. One which destroys her son’s relationship, and one that blames another man for the baby to come. The level of selfishness is quite possibly psychopathic. A new innocent is about to be welcomed into this world, this woman has yet to learn from the consequences of her actions. I suggested a third solution, which would greatly upset her life, but protect the most innocents in this situation.

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Taboo Erotic Stories 01 is my newest idea to provide entertainment and hopefully entice people to want to get to know me better. One of the problems which I’ve been having is with my podcast is the number of men trying to tell me fake stories.

I do my best to verify that the people who I talk about are who they claim to be and the histories they share with me are real. Cold hard fact is that the women who end up here tend to be the real deal, while many of the men, might only be role-playing. I don’t have a problem with those who want to role play, accept when my time is NOT respected. So, to cut down on time wasted in correspondence, this project is very time consuming, anyone who wants to talk to me, share with me, or have their relationship highlighted on my site, will have to book either a cam session or phone call with me.

This story is short. A quick excerpt out of the lives of Susan, a 43 year old divorcee, and her adult son Micheal. We find the ardent lovers several months after they commenced their passionate love affair. Susan is discovering herself awakened by her active sex life. She learned that her desires don’t diminish her worth as a mother or as a person. In fact, they empowered her.

But the world has its judgments. Friends, family, even strangers may look at her with disdain, calling her a degenerate, a woman lost to indulgence. But she doesn’t care, the only concern she has is about sharing her desires with her young lover. About offering him new experiences too. And for this particular time, for satisfying her own curiosity about comparing her son to his father when it comes to the very intimate act of sodomy. By embracing her desires, she has found a deeper connection with herself, and in turn, a stronger, more honest relationship with her son Micheal.

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Mother and son marriage is a hot topic because it’s not allowed by the government and yet it does happen.

In the latest episode of the Blonde Tabu podcast, listeners are taken on an emotional journey through one of the most unbelievable stories of family, fate, and identity. Imagine giving up your son for adoption and, years later, unknowingly marrying him. It sounds like something straight out of a dramatic movie plot, but for this woman and her son, it became their shocking reality. The podcast episode, titled The Accidental Marriage, tells the heart-wrenching and mind-boggling true story of how these two lives, once separated by adoption, crossed paths in the most unexpected and unsettling way.

This episode is not just about an incredible coincidence—it’s about the complexities of human relationships, the meaning of family, and the search for identity. It examines how we are shaped by our pasts and the powerful, sometimes surreal ways that our lives intersect with others. The psychological and emotional impact of such a discovery is explored with care and sensitivity, offering listeners an intimate understanding of how people process life-altering situations.

Ignoring the legal ramifications, Blonde TABU suggests how this newlywed should proceed when she goes to share her family secrets. Her insights come from heartfelt compassion and a knowledge of common relationship pitfalls. She adds depth to the narrative, helping to explain the psychological complexities behind the emotions felt by both parties, as they try to make sense of the accidental marriage and what it means for their future.

But it’s not all heavy; the accidental marriage also showcases the human spirit’s capacity to adapt and find hope in the most difficult circumstances. The episode ends on a note of healing and understanding, as a romantic connection becomes a more complicated relationship. A fulfillment of a lifelong emptiness that circumstance had thrust upon both parties. Their journey offers hope that, even in the most improbable and heartbreaking of situations, love, empathy, and the desire for connection can help people move forward.

If you’re drawn to stories of fate, family, and the unexpected, The Accidental Marriage episode of Blond TABU’s podcast is one you don’t want to miss. It’s a powerful reminder of how life can throw curveballs, but also how, through resilience and understanding, we can make sense of even the most challenging twists of fate. Tune in now to hear this incredible story and learn more about the complexities of identity, love, and the families we create.

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Did I harm my son, is a common question and lately it seems like I’m encountering many mothers who question the impact of their behavior on their son’s emotional well-being. Recently, a mom contacted me with a concern that many parents share but few express so openly: Did I harm my son? At 35, she found herself at a crossroads, reflecting on the relationship with her 18-year-old son, who she recently had an intimate encounter with. Moesha, was struggling with feelings of guilt and self-doubt, wondering whether her actions could be detrimental to her son.

Moesha’s worries began with her own guilt, born from society’s prejudice and her son’s silence, when questioned about his feelings after intimacy. He had always been a flirt, but after his 18th birthday, she subtly encouraged his advances. Moesha’s guilt forced her to wonder if she had let things go too far. Did I harm my son? she repeatedly asked herself. She questioned whether her lack of concern over his sexual inappropriate behavior in his younger years might have been wrong.

Talking to Moesha on the phone, I found that she had always been highly involved in her son’s life. She was a well-meaning mother, who always wanted to express her emotional attachment to him, but in doing so, she feared that she may have overstepped boundaries. After he became an adult, Moesha found it increasingly difficult to deny her physical attraction for him. She began to wonder: Did I harm my son by being too loving and failing to maintain certain emotional distance? Did her physical attraction and arousal go too far?

As Moesha shared more, I learned that she also carried unresolved emotional burdens from her own past. She had struggled with the stress of being a single mother, often vocalizing her fears about their future financial securities onto her son. While she had tried her best to shield him from these struggles, she recognized that she might have impacted him. Did I harm my son by always being emotionally forward or by modeling unhealthy fears? Moesha’s self-reflection revealed a complex pattern of interaction: she loved her son deeply but sometimes struggled to find the balance between traditional social pressures and her desires.

The key question she kept returning to, did I harm my son?, highlights a common theme in many mother-son relationships. It underscores the natural guilt women often feel when they perceive their intimate desires as detrimental. However, it also opens the door to a more constructive conversation about the ways in which moms and sons can learn and grow from these experiences. For Moesha, acknowledging her concerns was the first step toward understanding what she felt with her son. It is impossible to undo past actions, the process of self-awareness and open communication often creates emotional bonds that endure.

In my opinion, Moesha’s story is not unique. Many mothers struggle with similar questions, and the process of self-reflection, though guilt filled, can lead to growth and adult relationships with their sons. In Moesha’s case, the next step will involve accepting the change in her relationship with her son to foster better communication between them, exploring her own physical needs, and, most importantly, finding ways to let go of the guilt that has been holding her back.

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Abandoned by her Son is the subject of this podcast, I dive deep into the emotional struggles faced by a mother who feels profoundly abandoned by her son. This poignant letter, read aloud by me sets the stage for an intimate exploration of maternal relationships, love, and the complexities of emotions.

But first, I discuss a little drama that I’ve been dealing with behind the scenes. (These spoilt grown-children may have influenced my podcast response, so keep that in mind).

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The letter comes from a woman named Rita, who writes about her adult son and the bittersweet journey of their intimate relationship. She reflects on how emotionally and physically pleasurable they were together and contrasts them with her current feelings of isolation and sadness. As he stepped away from her, Rita grapples with feelings of being left behind, raising essential questions about why her son demanded a more intimate relationship.

Listeners will resonate with Rita’s vulnerability as she expresses her longing for closure. She feels abandoned, because her son refuses to acknowledge the things that they’ve done, she writes, evoking empathy from anyone who has ever felt a similar sense of loss. My podcast hosts engage in a thoughtful discussion about the nature of love, independence, and the challenges women can face when their sons move on and ignore the physical intimacy they once shared.

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We explore themes of abandonment, not only in the physical sense, but also emotionally. What does it mean when a mom feels jilted? I address the guilt that often accompanies these feelings, recognizing that it’s common for a mother to wonder if she did something wrong or if she’s deserving of their adult son’s love. This episode aims to validate these feelings and provide comfort to anyone experiencing the pain of feeling abandoned by their son

Listeners can expect respectful commentary from me, I do my best to offer sympathy for mothers in similar situations. I emphasize the importance of open communication and maintaining a connection, even when their adult son refuses to acknowledge their role in pursuing a taboo relationship. I also share my personal experiences, creating a relatable environment for listeners who may feel isolated.

As the episode unfolds, Rita’s letter serves as a powerful reminder that love can often coexist with feelings of loss and longing. Things don’t always go as planned, and sometimes lovers need space. By the end, I hope to inspire you to be more compassionate and understanding towards women who struggle with the emotional distance.

Tune in to this heartfelt episode for a compassionate exploration of motherhood and the complex emotions that arise when you feel abandoned by your son. Whether you are a mom, a son or simply someone navigating a non-conventional relationship with your family, this discussion offers valuable insights and reassurance that you are not alone in your feelings.

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Societal prejudice and hypocrisy spurred these reflections from the coffee shop. Today’s letter comes from a 40-year-old woman’s distracting observations from the solace of her tranquil coffee break. As her gaze drifted out the window, to enjoy the brightly lit day, her view was absconded by a parking lot full of visibly unhealthy people. Obesity, poor posture, and the lethargy of a sedentary existence stood out in contrast to her own well-being. She couldn’t help but feel a sense of irony; these individuals now protected by society, were in fact contributors to a epidemic that other wise negated her very existence. She herself carried a secret that could easily shift her status from observer to outcast.

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Her mind wandered to the hypocrisy that permeated mainstream society. It was a society that prided itself on health and wellness yet often overlooked the complex reasons behind individuals’ struggles. She had spent years studying human behavior and social systems at university, earning her degree with honors. Yet, despite her education and good health, she felt the weight of potential judgment looming over her. If her secret were known—that she had been conceived under circumstances deemed “undesirable”—the very labels she observed being placed on others would soon attach themselves to her.

In a world where labels like “mentally deficient” and “financial drain” were tossed around carelessly, she realized how fragile her position was. Though she was a successful professional, capable of contributing meaningfully to society, the stigma associated with her conception could eclipse her achievements. The irony of her situation stung; she was acutely aware of the dangers of superficial judgments, having witnessed how society often ostracized those who deviated from the norm.

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As she sipped her coffee, she considered the societal narratives that shaped public perception. Here she was, healthy and educated, yet one piece of her history could unravel her identity in the eyes of others. She felt a sorry for those outside the window. Individuals whose struggles in contrast to her own, where due to their personal lifestyle choices, not those of others. Yet paradoxically, she believed that many were unaware of better alternatives. So she put the onus of responsibility on everyone to take charge of themselves and teach their children, for generational benefits and real societal progress..

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Evelyn cries about wanting a more intimate relationship with her dad. It’s difficult to not be a conspiracy theorist in today’s world because insanity and hypocrisy seem to be everywhere. Western society is in decay and the United States is a super power teetering on the verge collapse. The ruling class has made citizenship synonymous with being kept livestock. Everything now is either taxed, and/ or has licensed use. Even your skill-set is illegitimate unless some governing body certifies it. The result is we only have the illusion of ownership, both of our possessions and ourselves.

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Fail to pay your taxes (prison fees), your belongings, even birthright inheritances can be taken from you. Fail to keep up with your education and or licenses and you won’t be able to practice your profession. We can’t even leave our nation without a document (passport) issued by our controllers. And proposed “Health passports” are meant to limit travel even within the nation. After all, freedom, personal liberties and the pursuit of happiness are not ingredients to create good workers. This is a post-capitalism, post-socialism world. An era of cannibalism, in which the elites feed upon us, like bacon from a slaughtered pig.

You need to understand that you and I were born in a prison which calls itself “our country.”
It doesn’t matter if your prison is named, “England,” “Japan,” “Saudi Arabia,” or even the “United States.” It’s just a prison that you can’t leave unless the prison administration (aka. government) issues you a day pass. I say day pass, because you’ll need to show proof of intent of return to the prison (return travel documents) and if you intend to stay anywhere more than 3 months, more permissions must be granted in the form of a visa.

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We also have to pay for our incarceration. The ruling class labels these prison fees as taxes and to make it worse, we’re not even fed or given a bed to sleep in. We have to pay for those things too. We’re forced to work, often in jobs we loath or are dangerous, in order to earn the money we need to pay to the government and for our own upkeep.

The rulers tell us that the money we give them is being used to make our lives better. But we have no say how that money is spent and they squander it on themselves and their wealthy friends.

The prison administration keeps us drugged with news and entertainment. They want us placated and confused, so that we don’t go looking for a way to escape our incarceration. The nation’s wardens want us weak, sick and obese, because weak citizens are easy to control and exploit. Like fattened pigs being led to slaughter, we line up after hearing the dinner-bell, unaware it will be our last.

Finally, and for me, this is the most heinous. Our jailers don’t allow strong family bonds. They need us divided and alone. Lonely people without family, are people without hope and the hopeless never fight back against their tormentors. In fact these people struggling to be protected will turn against their families for the sense of belonging and strength that the controllers wave like a trophy before them.

The wealthy elites will never admit to enjoying incest. They will continue to indulge their sexual proclivities with impunity while hypocritically attacking our sexual needs. Their goal is to keep us both poor and neurotic, so that they can exploit us with impunity. This week, I got a message that should break everyone’s heart. A young woman, who is most likely incest-sexual, has lost her family and friends simply because of feelings of genetic attraction. Modern society claims to be more accepting and inclusive, but that’s not for consenting adults, who try to have an incestuous relationship.

As you engage with the podcast exploring “Evelyn cries” feel her heartfelt yearnings for her father, consider the profound implications of her struggle. Trapped in a society that stigmatizes her as a “degenerate,” Evelyn’s yearning for love and acceptance reveals the darker realities of our culture. Mainstream narratives often marginalize those who don’t conform, fostering an environment rife with judgment and hostility. Instead of merely sympathizing with Evelyn’s pain, reflect on your role in creating a more compassionate world. What steps can you take to support individuals like her, fostering understanding and inclusivity?

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