Japanese Incest Porn is funny
Japanese Incest porn is so uniquely funny that I wanted to share. It is a short little video, complete with the pixelation that goes with every Japanese porn. But as an incest sexual, I like incest porn, even when I know it’s porn and not real families.
So last night I did something a little different for my podcast. I sat down, turned on the camera, and hit record — no script, no polish — just me and this absolutely unhinged Japanese video that I stumbled across in one of the darker corners of the Internet. It doesn’t have a title, no cast names, no production logos. Just raw, absurdist domestic chaos.
The premise is deceptively ordinary: a Japanese family, mother, young son, older daughter gathering around a dinner table. You’ve seen the scene a hundred times before.
Then the father walks in, swinging the front door open like he owns the world. Without even sitting down, he launches into a monologue about how he successfully fucked the local grocery store’s checkout girl. No shame. No hesitation. He calls it a conquest. A victory. Like he’s just returned from battle. And get this, He hasn’t sheathed his sword !
That’s right, proud papa walks into the dining area with his erection waving in the wind. Nobody bats an eye that he’s been fucking around. But mom does suggest that he might but it away to eat. He says, nah, I don’t feel like it. As if he were wearing a paper hat, and not welding a woody.
The conversation takes weird turn as papa has pussy on the mind and not dinner. But again it’s not, for his wife or daughter. No, he is talking about going to fuck his recently deceased brother’s widower….Is this a Japanese custom, or just a bizarre plot twist. He comes back to the table and mom matter of factly askes if her sister in law is wet for her husband. Then the daughter starts squirming in her seat, like she can’t take any more of this sex talk and needs to get laid.
Daddy is only too happy to oblige and then as he is going down on and fingering her, he proclaims that her uterus is falling. *Say what ?* Is that a thing ? I know that it dips down to collect sperm during orgasm, but you gotta get there first, and that was a little premature and without ejaculation.
Watching it in real time, I couldn’t stop reacting. If my verbal analysis is too much, just turn off the sound. In my commentary, I tried to unpack what I was seeing without killing the humor, or the sexual perversion. But this family has so completely normalized sexual expression that it’s surreal.
And if you’re the kind of person who enjoys watching a family collapse all societal boundaries while eating miso soup… you need to see this.
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