An incestuous world : Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a song that makes sailors blush and senators adjust their ties—very suspiciously? This post has two very different songs, enjoy!.

You need a dick in your mouth

The first song, above, I found as the perfect thumbing my nose at all the incestuous naysayers. I’ll never understand why society can entertain, even embrace, all colors of the rainbow (and a neon hues) of sexual perversions. But completely lose their shit at the mere mention of a familial connection between partners. This 40s or 50s styled ballad Dick in your Mouth is my middle finger at their BS.

Dick in your Mouth tells every bitchy Karen. Every know-it-all, gossip and every uptight trouble maker to stick a stick a sock in it….No, that would be polite. It tells them to stick a Dick in it. That “you would look better, With a Dick in your mouth.” Afterall, nothing clears the head of all other penetrating thoughts better than a throbing prick.

My second song is a Parody.

I may have rewritten Madonna’s “Material Girl” into something… naughtier. Giggle. Call it “Livin’ in a Incestuous World”—y’know, ‘cause some storms are way more fun to ride out. Wink-wink!

I got the idea while talking to one of my “adopted” boys….You know those guys online who call me mom. He said that he really liked my songs, so I asked who was his favorite female singer from the 80s and/or 90s.  When I did a song search on his choice, Madonna, Material Girl popped up. And let’s just say that the song practically wrote itself.

With opening lines, “My boys kiss me, My boys hug me, they know it’s ok.” I was really thinking about every guy who ever wanted to call me Mama.  Because, “what I really want from them; Is a different kind of play”.

“No, one has to beg or plead. Cause Mama’s love’s for life. I’ll be there for their every need. Should they never take a wife. Cause we’re loving in an Incestuous world, with our incest family. You know that we are loving this incestuous world, in our incest family. ”

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