Blonde Tabu has some Fun : Naughty Mom’s Night Out
Blonde Tabu has some fun and here’s the video proof! Ok, my real fans call me BT and they know that sex isn’t my only interest. There’s more to me than just advocating for adult consensual incest and struggling to become a true incest porn creator.
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Reminds Everyone How to Have Fun
So I’ll share some gossip about me. After all, who gossips better about Blonde Tabu better than Blonde Tabu ? Friday night wasn’t about the news cycle, the neighborhood garage sale, or the endless storm of Internet politics. I dropped my eye-glasses, pushed back my bandana and cropped my shirt. I probably could have used some sun on my abs, but who has time to lay around in the sun? My weekend agenda was bigger, with a microphone, three songs, and a little chaos.
“Crop-Top Mom Stuns with INXS”
I strutted up to the mic in my jeans, crop top, and a smirk, and let the first notes of “I Need You Tonight” unfurl. Oh, the way that song rolls out, sly, teasing, almost whispered. Or maybe that was just my vocal cords adjusting to the smoky bar? I didn’t so much sing it, as pour it over the crowd like velvet. The whispered gossip in the corner, “She’s dangerous.” Well, so happy your noticed, I certainly can be.
“Beer Spilled as I sang Nine Inch Nails”
Then came the part everyone will be whispering about for weeks. I chose Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer.” Yes, that song, that no respectable karaoke singer dares to touch. Well, darlings, respectability has never been my brand. I’m so over second-hand opinions on what is appropriate behavior. But you knew that already. The beat dropped, the crowd stiffened, and suddenly the whole place was mine. One poor man dropped his beer. Others cheered like they’d just witnessed a scandal unfold. Which they had.
“She Knows What Boys Like”
To seal the night with a wink, I chose The Waitresses’ “I Know What Boys Like.” Pure sass, pure camp. I wagged a finger, tossed a mock-innocent glance at my girlfriends, and turned the whole bar into my own private inside joke. By then, everyone was laughing, clapping, and wondering how the so-called naughty mom pulled this off without missing a beat.
“From Incest Mom lusts to Mic Duties”
Here’s the real story, though. It wasn’t just about the songs. It was about forgetting everything else for a couple of hours. Forget the work schedules. Ignore the online outrage machine. Leave behind the weight of being serious all the time. On that stage, under neon lights and sticky floors, I was free again ! Wild, bold, a little scandalous, and fully alive.
“Yes, Darling, I Loved Every Second”
So let me be the one to spill it, yes, I was outrageous. Yes, I chose the songs you weren’t supposed to sing. And yes, the crowd loved it. Every blush, every laugh, every clap was proof that sometimes, the naughtiest thing you can do is just have fun.
So if you hear whispers, “did you hear about BT? Blonde, crop top, karaoke diva?”. Don’t worry, the rumors are true. I started them myself. Why? Because every good night out deserves a little gossip. And who better to deliver it than the star of the scandal herself?
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